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Thursday, August 09, 2007

gungfu fee fee


dang-dang-dang-dang dang-dang-dang-dang... yes, friends, i've given up my ironhead gungfu training (for safety reasons) and am diligently practising the drunken fists (醉拳) or drunken boxer instead. it's really powerful because wikipedia says so:

"Drunken boxing includes almost everything contained in any other kung-fu style and above all that it contains a deceptive philosophy. As the pugilist staggers about, he or she is concentrating on creating momentum and avoiding attacks with the style's trademark unorthodox adaptive moves; for example, if someone is going to push the pugilist, he or she rolls over his arms and hits him, and sometimes sinks his or her weight upon him, according to the situation."

and it's hic! really easy to learn too! you just hic! need a little bit of beer and lots hic! of spunk... hic!

36 Comments:

Blogger Randi said...

Nice to meet you Fe!
You are so cute & I LOVE the pink dress you are wearing! Do you know if it comes in extra gigantic large to fit me? Pink is my favorite color...Is it yours too? & I love your pink office chair. You are absolutely darling! Can I add your link to my blog? Have a great day!
Love & Licks,
Randi

1:56 AM  
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1:56 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Do you have to wear a pink dress to practic Gungfu??? If not, I'll give it a shot.

Sherman

3:37 AM  
Blogger Ricky Pepper said...

Crouching tiger, Hidden Fee!

xoxo,
Ricky

4:23 AM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Fee.
That looks fun to practice but drunken??
I like your pink dress!
Take care
Lorenza

4:30 AM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

That was funny Fee,especially the last part !
Do you read Tintin?If so you reminded me of Snowy after he gets into Capt Haddocks whiskey!!!
Frasier

4:35 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Hey Fee, very impressive! I think the pink dress adds a certain something! J x

5:27 AM  
Blogger Ling Ling said...

Hey there Fee! It's nice to meet you :]! Bwhaha. Your pink outfit, while doing your drunken boxing, is cute :D!

But you know.. you shouldn't trust wikipedia! Anybody can edit the article =[.

Licks,
Ling Ling

6:23 AM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I received an email from Jennifer at Dogs n Us Community inviting me to join their community. They had already added my blog, without asking, without my approval. I see that your blog is also listed on this site. I am sking you to email them at jennifer@dogsnus.com and tell them to remove your blog from their site. This is a blatant rip off of our Dogs With Blogs Community and I for one do not appreciate it.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

7:13 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Fee,You could be on to something here.Archie wants to know if he wants to do this does he have to wear a pink dress?? Love A+A

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Snoopygirl said...

Haaaaiiiii Yaaaaaa!!!!

Hmmm.. I think pink gives you kungfu powers??

Wish I could wear pink but red is more my colour.. :P

Licks,
Snoopy

10:38 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Fee
You're the best!Not only are you tewwifically talented and agile, but you manage to look loike the pwettiest lady in the pwocess..how do you do it??
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess. I wish you and I could go adventuwing together

12:45 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

woah we are so jealous! how do you get the beer open with no thumbs!?!!

2:22 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Fee Fee!!

Love your drunken boxing moves. I think WE NEED VIDEO! Truly, you look so dainty while you practice your gungfu (and yet, you're secretly deadly, I bet)! It looks like you are having yourself a mighty fine time... almost like you're dancing. Could I join you?

Goober love,
Stanley

2:40 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

Great dancing in your pink dress. You look great.

Simba x

4:02 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Woh! You're looking good girl but errr...why pink? Should be black mah...hehehehe!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

4:22 PM  
Blogger ToFFee said...

Hey Fee!

did you learn than from the drunken master itself.. Jacky Chan?

now we got matching shirts!

oh.. I have to tell you a secret.. my pawrents sneaked me in the mall.. there's no guards at the entrance anyway.. =)

Wuffs!
Toffee

7:53 PM  
Blogger chester.hi-flyer said...

woohoooOOooooOOoo!!! kungfu dog fee!!!!

tell you what, how about i teach you how to fly and catch frisbees while you teach me your drunken fist moves!?!

have fun!!!

8:55 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Dear Fee: Teka says everyone knows that a pretty pink dress enhances any occasion, so we should not make fun of you practicing your killer moves in a killer dress

kissies
Gus

9:54 PM  
Blogger jaffeboy said...

I always like a beer drinking chic. That pink outfit is HOT! You look fab. I bet you smell good too.

10:52 PM  
Blogger Christaligia said...

Hi Fee! Thanks for coming to my blog and leaving a message. And thanks for the compliment, I'm blushing :-) You are very cute and I love your dress. I don't like clothes, I prefer to be nekked! Mom bought me a raincoat once and I ripped it up. I can still be bad when I want because I'm just over 4 months now so it's expected. I added you to my list of doggy blogs, hope it take other's to yours. Come by again.

11:37 PM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Hi Fee!

LOVE the outfit - perfect color! No beer burps, OK?

Tail ways,
Ginger

2:35 AM  
Blogger Momo :) said...

Hello and nice to meet you Fee. :)Thank you for stopping by my blog. You are way too cute to look like a tough Gunfu trainer. :)
The pink dress looks so pretty on you!

Momo xoxo

2:51 AM  
Blogger Tasha &amp; Eva said...

Hey Fee,
Thanks for stopping by our blog.

We're not sure about the pink dress but we do like beer.

Tasha & Eva

8:47 AM  
Blogger T-man said...

That's a pretty pink dress! No, I can't believe you would ever get drunk :)

10:26 AM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Fee,
Oh wow..are you the next Jackie Chan or Wong Fei Hong? :)

10:40 AM  
Blogger River said...

Look at you go Fee!! You look so beautiful (but tough of course!!) in that pink dress - just my type of gal - pretty but spunky!!

River

12:04 PM  
Blogger Maggie &amp; Marie said...

Hi Fee! I love your dress! You look so pretty!

Love, Maggie

12:05 PM  
Blogger JAZZ AND DIXIE said...

Looking good there Fee. Those are some nice moves you got happening. We were just wondering though if you had a hangover the next day?
Licks
Jazz and Dixie

7:56 PM  
Blogger Super Boy &amp; Baby-Licious said...

Hee Hee.. Fee you are so funny.

Love
Boy n Baby

9:39 PM  
Blogger jaffeboy said...

So Fee, do you have any pictures of your swimming trip?

Do you have your pink bikini on?

We mayB going to Sentosa on the 20th Aug. Will let you know again ok?!

10:25 PM  
Blogger Reina said...

Oh dear!
You are so cute practicing kungfu in a pink dress!!!

Love,
Reina

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Iva said...

Thats a cute dress!

8:58 AM  
Blogger Ume said...

woah! i wouldnt dare to mess with u!

2:27 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

hi fee,

since when u start taking kungfu lesson??
haiyak!

4:41 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Geez... Fee... I would have thought that you were dancing if you have not mention that you are learning a new kung fu... Perhaps you can open a class to teach all of us the kungfu you have mastered...

Luv,
Snowball

1:36 PM  

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